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Friday, 31 October 2014

Dead Hearts etc. by Slim Wild Boar & his Forsaken Shadow


HEART, n. An automatic, muscular blood-pump. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments—a very pretty fancy which, however, is nothing but a survival of a once universal belief. It is now known that the sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid. The exact process by which a beefsteak becomes a feeling—tender or not, according to the age of the animal from which it was cut; the successive stages of elaboration through which a caviar sandwich is transmuted to a quaint fancy and reappears as a pungent epigram; the marvelous functional methods of converting a hard-boiled egg into religious contrition, or a cream-puff into a sigh of sensibility—these things have ...........

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  1. eyes:John Aldridge , Ambrose Bierce
    ears:Slim Wild Boar & his Forsaken Shadow
    το Junkyard λέει!!

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